1 00:00:01,535 --> 00:00:03,202 Can you see me okay? 2 00:00:03,204 --> 00:00:06,338 PERFECTLY. YOU'VE GOT A WEE SPOT ON THE END OF YOUR NOSE. 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,040 Thank you very much. Charming. 4 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:09,608 WHAT ABOUT THE TILT? IS THAT WORKING? 5 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:10,909 Hold on. 6 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:12,711 Yep. Good. Microphone. 7 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:16,048 - TESTING... ONE, TWO, TWO. - I'M HEARING YOU, LOUD AND CLEAR. 8 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:17,682 Good. You'd better check the other cameras. 9 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,020 GOLLY, ARE YOU THERE? 10 00:00:21,022 --> 00:00:22,954 - YES. - Is Lexie there? 11 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:24,390 THIS BETTER NOT TAKE ALL DAY. 12 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:26,591 I've got dinner for 12 to make. 13 00:00:26,593 --> 00:00:28,960 - Lexie? - DUNCAN? 14 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:32,431 - DUNCAN? - Duncan? 15 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,167 MOLLY, I KNOW I CAN RELY ON YOU. 16 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:37,269 Oh, hello dear. 17 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:40,406 I'm in go mode in the library. Beep. 18 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:42,508 Is father there? 19 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:44,876 No, don't worry, he'll be here in a minute. 20 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,779 Good. What about Duncan? Has anyone seen him? 21 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:50,182 - He promised— Duncan! - Duncan? 22 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:53,419 - Duncan! - Tell him we're going to be online in a minute. 23 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:54,786 - Get over here, boy! - Duncan... 24 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,888 Hang on, I think I've got him. 25 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:01,360 Duncan! 26 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:04,829 READY? 27 00:01:04,831 --> 00:01:06,698 RIGHT. GOOD LUCK, ARCHIE. 28 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:07,933 Thank you. 29 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:09,368 Look, look— come on. 30 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:10,369 TEN... NINE... 31 00:01:10,371 --> 00:01:11,537 GOLLY, THE WHEELBARROW! 32 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:13,572 - YES, RIGHT, OKAY. - Seven... six... 33 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,140 FIVE... DUNCAN! 34 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:18,177 - THREE... TWO... - ( everyone jabbering ) 35 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:20,245 ONE! 36 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,013 The highlands of Scotland, 37 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:23,682 a beautiful and magical place. 38 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:26,351 And here by the shores of the distant loch, 39 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:28,353 stands an ancient family home. 40 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:30,456 Welcome to Glenbogle. 41 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:31,656 Deep in the heart of Caledonia, 42 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:34,826 NOW GOING ONLINE TO THE WORLD, 43 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:36,395 My name is Archie MacDonald, 44 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:38,163 I am the laird here. 45 00:01:38,165 --> 00:01:40,599 - For 400 years and more, my family have lived... - MOLLY! 46 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:44,970 - ... in this fantastic place. - What am I supposed to do? It's embarrassing! 47 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:47,806 LEAN AGAINST THE MANTELPIECE AND LOOK ARISTOCRATIC. 48 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:48,974 UGH! 49 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,179 GO. 50 00:01:54,181 --> 00:01:55,747 Go! 51 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,484 What about my lunch? 52 00:01:58,486 --> 00:02:00,285 You've just had breakfast. 53 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,653 What am I supposed to do now? 54 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,788 LOOK AT THE CAMERA, AND SMILE. 55 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:07,759 Ronald! Holly! Dogs sit! 56 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:09,528 SIT! 57 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,696 DOWN, SIR, DOWN. WEE BIT, DOWN. 58 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:15,900 COME ON, ARCH... NEARLY ON, COME ON! 59 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:19,904 Go. 60 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:22,441 NOW, A NEW DAY DAWNS AT GLENBOGLE. 61 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:25,644 After centuries as a tranquil retreat for one family, 62 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,513 WE'RE THROWING IT OPEN SO THAT OTHERS CAN— 63 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:30,081 ENJOY IT TOO. 64 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:32,884 TO KEEP UP WITH OUR EXCITING NEW DEVELOPMENTS HERE, 65 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,086 log onto our web site, and wherever you are, 66 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:36,821 Pasadena or Paisley, 67 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,591 check out the fantastic views captured by the webcams, 68 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,760 at W-W-W dot— 69 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,928 GLENBOGLE DOT COM. 70 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:46,865 YES! 71 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:49,234 WELL, HOW WAS IT? 72 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:51,670 ARCHIE, IT WAS GREAT! 73 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:54,640 YOU SHOULD BE ON TELEVISION. 74 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:56,408 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 75 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:58,143 JUSTINE, YOU MISSED IT! 76 00:02:58,145 --> 00:03:00,712 SORRY, I WAS— JUST RUNNING OUR BUSINESS. 77 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:02,781 BUT I SEE YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS. 78 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:04,650 LITERALLY. 79 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:07,752 BLESS YOU. 80 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:23,995 THESE CAME FOR YOU. 81 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,897 THANKS. 82 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:29,668 I'M SORRY. 83 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,770 IT'S NOT REALLY ME YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO. 84 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,706 I'D NEVER HAVE GOT THIS WHOLE THING RUNNING WITHOUT KATRINA. 85 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:38,143 I.T. TRAINING, BUSINESS DEGREE AND GOLDEN CURLS. 86 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:40,412 LOOK, JUST BECAUSE WE WERE AT SCHOOL TOGETHER, 87 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:41,813 AND WE HAPPEN TO HAVE QUITE A LOT IN COMMON— 88 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:44,048 AND SHE'S ALWAYS HERE, AND YOU LIKE EACH OTHER. 89 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:46,451 THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S A THREAT TO YOU, SWEETHEART. 90 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:47,686 DOESN'T IT? 91 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:50,054 CAN'T YOU JUST TRY TO GET ON WITH HER? 92 00:04:50,056 --> 00:04:51,790 SHE COULD BE A REAL HELP TO US. 93 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:54,959 OKAY. 94 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,861 FOR YOU. 95 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:03,001 OH, LOOK— SOMEONE'S DROPPED IN FOR TEA. 96 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:05,036 THAT'S NOT SOMEONE— 97 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,071 THAT'S MR. BROWN. 98 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:09,608 INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY. 99 00:05:21,888 --> 00:05:24,022 WELCOME TO GLENBOGLE, MR. BROWN. 100 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:27,025 I DO HOPE YOU HAVE A SUCCESSFUL COURSE. 101 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,560 WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? 102 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:30,061 GOOD DAY TO YOU. 103 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,230 I KNEW OUR HOME WAS BEING INVADED BY ALIENS, 104 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:33,898 BUT ISN'T THIS A TOUCH OVER THE TOP? 105 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:36,034 WATCH OUT! 106 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:38,870 WHAT'S THAT? 107 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,472 GEAR. 108 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:42,541 GEAR? 109 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,142 THIS IS MacDONALD, 110 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:45,944 MY PARTNER'S FATHER. 111 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,379 AND THIS IS MR. BROWN, 112 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:49,648 WHO IS ORGANIZING THE MANAGEMENT TRAINING WEEKEND. 113 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:51,350 HOW MONUMENTALLY UNINTERESTING. 114 00:05:51,352 --> 00:05:52,784 TELL ME, ARE YOU AS DULL 115 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,953 AS YOUR NAME AND OCCUPATION SUGGEST? 116 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,555 - HECTOR? - HUH? 117 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:59,791 WE'RE HAVING YOUR PEOPLE PICKED UP PER YOUR INSTRUCTIONS. 118 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:02,361 THIS EQUIPMENT NEEDS TO BE STOWED IN MY OFFICE. 119 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:04,262 OFFICE? 120 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:09,267 YOU'LL LOVE WORKING AT THE OLD BANK, MARY. 121 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:11,069 THEY REALLY LOOK OUT FOR THEIR EMPLOYEES. 122 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:14,339 - REALLY? - YES, TREAT YOU WITH COURTESY AND CONSIDERATION. 123 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:17,242 NOT LIKE THOSE HARD-NOSED SO-AND-SO'S YOU USED TO BE WITH. 124 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:18,910 I'M A BIT FRIGHTENED THOUGH— 125 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:20,979 A TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE IN MY FIRST WEEK. 126 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,714 THERE'S NOTHING TO IT. 127 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:25,517 - A FEW DAY'S R and R AWAY FROM BASE. - ( sheep passes gas ) 128 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,419 AND YOU'LL LOVE IT HERE. 129 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:29,421 THERE IT IS, CHILDREN. 130 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:32,190 PREPARE TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. 131 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:35,360 A HAVEN OF PEACE AND HARMONY. 132 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:38,497 LOOKS A TOTAL DUMP, IF YOU ASK ME. 133 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:58,450 Man I turned down a corporate box 134 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:00,819 at the Open for this? 135 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:04,289 Two miles down the track in an army truck... 136 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:06,357 and a dose of mad cow disease. 137 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:10,762 This is beautiful! 138 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:14,132 YOU SEE, THE THING IS, KATRINA, 139 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,334 ARCHIE AND I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A LONG TIME, 140 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:17,936 AND THAT'S NOT GOING TO CHANGE, 141 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,405 ESPECIALLY NOW THAT I'VE COMMITTED MYSELF TO GLENBOGLE. 142 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:22,707 SO... IT'S A WASTE OF YOUR TIME, 143 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:25,009 ENERGY, AND FRANKLY, YOUR DIGNITY, 144 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:26,745 TRYING TO PRIZE HIM AWAY. 145 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,680 I AM DOING NO SUCH THING. 146 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,181 COME OFF IT. 147 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,183 YOU'RE NEVER AWAY FROM THE PLACE. 148 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:34,118 GLENBOGLE IS MY HOME, 149 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,355 AND HAS BEEN FOR FAR LONGER THAN IT'S BEEN YOURS. 150 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:38,623 CORRECTION— YOUR HOME IS 151 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,659 20 MINUTES CYCLE RIDE DOWN THE GLEN. 152 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:42,293 MAYBE YOU SHOULD STAY THERE. 153 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,128 AYE, MAYBE I WILL. 154 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,697 THIS CONVERSATION IS DEMEANING, 155 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:47,365 ESPECIALLY FOR YOU, JUSTINE. 156 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:49,000 AS LONG AS YOU GET THE MESSAGE. 157 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:50,569 PERHAPS I SHOULD EXPRESS IT 158 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:52,671 IN THE LANGUAGE OF THE HIGHLAND LAIRD, 159 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,272 PRIVATE PROPERTY. 160 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:55,674 KEEP OFF. 161 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:11,155 ARE YOU PIPING THIS PISTON, OR NOT? 162 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,924 JUSTINE SAID NOT TO BOTHER 163 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:15,527 - WITH THAT STURMARCHE ANYMORE. - OH, SHE DID, DID SHE? 164 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:18,997 WELL, WHY DON'T WE ALL STOP WEARING KILTS, 165 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,199 EATING DEEP FRIED MARS BARS, AND HATING THE ENGLISH? 166 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:23,201 AND ALL OUR OTHER ANCIENT SCOTTISH TRADITIONS? 167 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:25,203 WHO RATTLED YOUR CAGE? 168 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:27,739 ANYWAYS, SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN SO IN LOVE 169 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,440 WITH THE SCUTTLE OF THE PIPES? 170 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:31,376 MAYBE WHEN GLENBOGLE'S ANSWER TO MRS. THATCHER 171 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:33,745 STARTED BANNING THEM. 172 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:36,748 - Golly: IT'S OKAY. - Duncan: YEAH, FAIR PLAY. 173 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:37,883 SHE'S OKAY. 174 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,286 WELL... -ISH. 175 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:44,188 ANSWER ME THIS, THEN— 176 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,725 IS IT AS MUCH FUN AS WHEN IT WAS JUST ARCHIE? 177 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:49,227 LEXIE, THE BANKERS HAVE ARRIVED SO WE'LL EAT AT 7:00. 178 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:51,696 PROMPTLY, THIS TIME, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 179 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,198 WHAT IS IT? VENISON? 180 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,233 COW. 181 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:01,372 WELL, MAYBE THIS TIME 182 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,642 YOU CAN MANAGE NOT TO OVERCOOK IT. 183 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:07,378 LAST TIME WE HAD BEEF, IT WAS STRINGY, TOUGH, AND— RATHER TASTELESS. 184 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,414 MAYBE IT'S NOT THE ONLY THING, ROUND HERE, EH? 185 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:20,425 Man COME ON! IN MY ROOM, 186 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,794 THERE'S A TROUSER PRESS, A COFFEE PERCOLATOR, 187 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:25,096 SUNDRY OTHER ELECTRICALS, 188 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:28,332 AND THEN— AND I DON'T KNOW WHO'S TRAIN OF THOUGHT WE'RE ON HERE— 189 00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:31,135 I COME ACROSS THIS LITTLE BEAUTY. 190 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:34,338 I MEAN, MINTS? ON THE PILLOWS? 191 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:38,242 THIS IS NOT UP-AND-AT-'EM TEAM BUILDING, FLEMING. 192 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:41,546 THIS IS THE GENERATION GAME IN A GINGHAM SKIRT. 193 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:44,449 NIGEL, YOU'RE LIKE A BLIND MAN IN PARADISE. IT'S WONDERFUL HERE. 194 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:46,484 LEXIE, AREN'T YOU GOING TO LET HIM HAVE IT? 195 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,186 DEFEND THIS PLACE? 196 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,788 CAN'T BE BOTHERED, FLEM. 197 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:53,091 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THINK LASSEL'S 198 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,859 SHOULD KEEP BAILING THIS PLACE OUT! 199 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:57,495 YOU'VE SPENT A LOT OF THE BANK'S MONEY! 200 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,633 THEY'LL HAVE THE HOUSE WHITE, 201 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:04,102 I'LL SIP A BOTTLE OF YOUR CHABLIS. 202 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,109 SOUP? 203 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,180 SORRY. 204 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:18,549 WILL YOU BE WANTING A BAKED ROLL WITH THAT, SIR? 205 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,653 BALLY LOUT! TOOK ME FOR A WAITER! 206 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,154 A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING, THAT'S ALL. 207 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,824 THIS ISN'T OUR HOME ANYMORE, IS IT, MOLLY? 208 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:28,627 BE WITH YOU IN A SEC. THE NICK IS JUST OPENING UP FOR TRADING. 209 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:31,129 HECTOR, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO WITH THE FLOW A BIT? 210 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,765 DON'T BE ABSURD! FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE, THE FLOW HAS GONE WITH ME! 211 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,934 IT CAN'T DO YOU ANY GOOD, WHINGEING ALL THE TIME. 212 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,636 "SHUT UP," IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN? 213 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,638 I THINK I MANAGED TO CALM EVERYONE DOWN. 214 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,472 NOW LOOK HERE, MY GIRL, 215 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,809 MANY TYRANTS HAVE TRIED TO DEFEAT THE MacDONALDS OF GLENBOGLE, 216 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,978 FROM BUTCHER CUMBERLAND TO ADOLF HITLER, AND FAILED! 217 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,713 HECTOR, PLEASE, YOU'RE OVERREACTING. 218 00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:51,983 I'VE BEEN SLAPPING DOWN UPPITY FEMALES FOR 40 YEARS, NOT GONNA STOP NOW! 219 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,385 OH, HECTOR, YOU COULDN'T SLAP ANYONE DOWN. 220 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:57,055 EVEN IF YOU WERE HOLDING A LARGE WET HADDOCK IN EACH HAND. 221 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,056 YEAH! 222 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,491 HADDOCK? 223 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,605 KATRINA? 224 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,145 KATRINA! 225 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,646 WHAT IS IT? 226 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,887 IT'S JUSTINE. SHE'S— 227 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:31,022 JUSTINE IS WORKING HER SOCKS OFF. 228 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,824 I KNOW. 229 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:35,526 BUT SHE'S PARANOID ABOUT ARCHIE AND ME. 230 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,562 I WONDER HOW SHE GOT THAT IDEA? 231 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,500 LOOK... 232 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,869 KATRINA, COULD YOU TAKE SOME ADVICE, LASS? 233 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,470 YES! 234 00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:47,706 NO... 235 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,874 WELL, MAYBE. 236 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,011 OKAY. 237 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,613 LET'S NOT HEED TO THINK THAT I WAS ONE OF THOSE... 238 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,682 SAD FELLOWS THAT CAN ONLY DISCUSS 239 00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:59,951 PAINFUL HUMAN DILEMMAS, 240 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,020 AND SPORTING MATTERS. 241 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,856 BUT, IF I WERE YOU... 242 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:09,027 I WOULD TAKE MY LINE RIGHT OUT OF THE WATER. 243 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,232 IF I KNOW ANYTHING, THERE'S TROUBLE BREWING UP THERE. 244 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:18,103 AND I'D HATE TO SEE YOU GET THE WORST OF IT. 245 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,383 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 246 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,418 WRITING A LIST. 247 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,121 ( sniffs ) CORRECTION... 248 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:38,890 WRITING A LIST OF ALL THE OTHER LISTS I'VE GOT TO WRITE 249 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,892 OF ALL THE THINGS WE NEED TO DO 250 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,526 TO PUT THIS PLACE ON ITS FEET. 251 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,898 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE LITTLE SCENE I HAD WITH HECTOR, 252 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,100 IT WAS JUST A LOW LEVEL SKIRMISH. 253 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,102 I JUST WISH THINGS WEREN'T SO HARD FOR YOU. 254 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,272 I CAME HERE WITH MY EYES OPEN. 255 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,507 TO WORK FOR A VERY GOOD CAUSE— 256 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,642 US. 257 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,780 COME HERE, YOU! 258 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,519 I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TURNED THE HEATING OFF AT EASTER. 259 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,290 I HOPE THE BANKERS ARE OKAY. 260 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,993 DON'T WORRY, LEXIE'S FATTENED THEM UP. 261 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,795 THEY'LL NEED IT. 262 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:19,864 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 263 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:22,566 COME ON, TELL ME. 264 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,303 I COULDN'T. 265 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,372 MR. BROWN IS NOT A MAN TO CROSS LIGHTLY. 266 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:46,624 OKAY, I READ A FAX FOR BROWN. 267 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,693 IT'S NOT A TEAM BUILDING COURSE. 268 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,195 THE BANK ARE CUTTING BACK. 269 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,763 BROWN HAS TO DECIDE WHICH ONE OF THEM 270 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,632 SHOULD GET THE BULLET, 271 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,235 ACCORDING TO DARWINIAN PRINCIPLES. 272 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,436 WHAT? 273 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,638 THE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST. 274 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:05,376 OH, NO! FLEMING. 275 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,677 FLEMING? 276 00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:12,283 TIME FOR WORK. 277 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,518 OH DEAR. 278 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,960 COME ON! LONG WAYS TO GO. 279 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,971 COME ON, MR. FLEMING. 280 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,939 IF IT'S NOT HURTING, 281 00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,908 IT'S NOT DOING YOU ANY GOOD. 282 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,780 NO YOU DON'T! 283 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,615 NICE GUYS FINISH— 284 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,150 LAST! 285 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,686 - MR. FLEMING, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - YES, I'M FINE, REALLY. 286 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,555 COME ON, MR. FLEMING, WHERE'S YOUR GET-UP-AND-GO? 287 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,057 GOT UP AND WENT, DID IT? 288 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,294 NOW ON THIS COURSE, I WILL BE AWARDING MARKS 289 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,296 FOR EFFORT AND ACHIEVEMENT. 290 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:01,499 AND THE END RESULT WILL BE USED BY YOUR EMPLOYERS 291 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,334 FOR PURPOSES OF THEIR OWN. 292 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,669 WHO GETS PROMOTED, YOU MEAN? 293 00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:08,072 SO, THAT'S ONE POINT FOR MR. FLEMING. 294 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,440 THREE FOR MS. DENNING. 295 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,876 AND 10 FOR MR. RUTTER. 296 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:15,146 BOTTOM OF THE PILE, FLEMING, GREAT START. 297 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,367 VALVE. 298 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:39,270 VALVE? I DON'T WANT A BALLY BOAT ON MY BILLIARD TABLE, 299 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,504 AS WELL AS EVERYTHING ELSE! 300 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,108 - HECTOR... - ( snarls ) 301 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:51,582 Enough is enough! 302 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,117 Hector, please, calm down. 303 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,618 That is my office, there... 304 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:59,290 I do all my research in there! 305 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,624 IT JUST WON'T DO! 306 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,859 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 307 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,261 THERE IS NOWHERE IN THIS HOUSE 308 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,229 WHERE A CHAP CAN FIND AN IOTA OF PEACE AND QUIET! 309 00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:07,432 THAT'S NOT SURPRISING WITH YOU BELLOWING THE PLACE DOWN! 310 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,133 HECTOR, I'M SORRY. 311 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,002 BUT WE'RE RUNNING A BUSINESS HERE. 312 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,136 SORRY. 313 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,172 RIGHT. THAT'S IT. I'VE HAD ENOUGH. 314 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,706 I RATHER THINK I HAVE TOO. 315 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,075 I'M SORRY TO SAY THIS, JUSTINE, 316 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,843 BUT THERE ISN'T ROOM FOR THE TWO OF US. 317 00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,244 IT'S NOT ME THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 318 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,347 I AM TRYING VERY HARD, BUT YOU'RE JUST IMPOSSIBLE! 319 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,715 MOLLY! 320 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,185 PACK A TOOTHBRUSH AND NIGHTIE— WE'RE MOVING OUT! 321 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,987 MONTE, COME! HOLLY! 322 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,156 DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT? 323 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,192 CAN YOU SEE HE WAS ANNOYED? 324 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:45,870 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 325 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,705 ABSEILING. 326 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,674 OH... RIGHT. 327 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,112 I'LL GO FIRST, MARY. 328 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,190 PUPPY! COME ON. GO ON, GET! 329 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,192 MONTE, BRUMMEL, FALL IN! 330 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,261 QUICK RUN TO THE RETIREMENT HOME, PLEASE. 331 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,830 IT'S SO UNNECESSARY. 332 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,665 AH! GOOD MAN, GOOD MAN! 333 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,302 MOLLY! 334 00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:19,870 COME ON, BOYS. COME ON. 335 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,806 SOMETHING FOR YOUR LUNCH. AND SAVE ME A BED. 336 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,875 I MIGHT BE JOINING YOU VERY SOON. 337 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,677 THIS IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. 338 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,646 OH-HH, CHEER UP, DARLING. IT'S FOR THE BEST. 339 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:31,815 WE'RE GOING TO THE END OF THE DRIVE, NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. 340 00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:33,484 MOTHER— 341 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,062 MARY, THAT'S IT. 342 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,264 YOU WANT TO GET YOUR LEGS JUST SLIGHTLY APART. 343 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,799 ONE FOOT ON THE TOP AND THE OTHER ONE ON THE STONE, 344 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,701 AND THEN— WHOA! OOOH! AH-HH! 345 00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:10,521 I LOVE THIS PLACE. 346 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,791 IT'S LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF HANSEL AND GRETEL. 347 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,693 FATHER, PLEASE. 348 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,261 EXCUSE ME. 349 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,264 MOTHER, DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO DO THIS? 350 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,766 I'M SORRY, I AGREE WITH YOUR FATHER. 351 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,136 CAN I AT LEAST GIVE YOU A HAND SETTLING IN? 352 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,471 WE CAN MANAGE, THANK YOU. 353 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,673 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT SUPPER? 354 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:35,146 WE SHALL BE DINING HERE, QUIETLY AND SIMPLY, 355 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:38,583 TIME AT LAST TO RETIRE FROM PUBLIC LIFE. 356 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,684 GOODBYE. 357 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:48,559 DO YOU WANT A SANDWICH? 358 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,741 LEXIE! 359 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,410 LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING. FLEMING'S GOING TO GET RELEGATED. 360 00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:09,079 WELL, HE WAS NO GREAT SHAKES AT THE ABSEILING. 361 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,149 HIS RAFT SUNK, AND A BEE STUNG HIM 362 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,184 AT THE END OF HIS INITIATIVE TEST. 363 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,852 VERY PAINFUL. 364 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,358 - ARCHIE... - HUH? 365 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,560 LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THIS MORNING. 366 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,895 - YOUR DAD. - WE'LL TALK LATER. 367 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,997 I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT FLEMING FIRST. 368 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,566 YOU CAN'T INTERFERE. 369 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,437 JUSTINE— 370 00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:35,673 LOOK, WE ARE KNEE DEEP IN DEBT HERE. 371 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,008 IT'S ONLY THANKS TO FLEMING THAT WE'RE STILL AFLOAT. 372 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,711 BELIEVE ME, IF HE LOSES HIS JOB, WE WILL BE FINISHED! 373 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,747 BUT HE'S JUST ONE PERSON. IT'S THE BANK WE HAVE TO KEEP IN WITH. 374 00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:46,484 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. I'M ACTING IN OUR LONG TERM INTERESTS. 375 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:49,019 NO, YOU'RE NOT! YOU'RE THREATENING THEM. STAY OUT OF IT. 376 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,622 OH, SORRY! AND HERE WAS ME THINKING THAT I WAS IN CHARGE. 377 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,457 IF ANYONE SHOULD STAY OUT OF IT— 378 00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:56,561 WELL, I WAS GOING TO ASK YOUR HELP, BUT THERE'S OBVIOUSLY NO POINT. 379 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,598 COME ON, MR. FLEMING, 380 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,133 LAST CHANCE TODAY TO AVOID THE WOODEN SPOON. 381 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,235 OOF! 382 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:18,349 MOLLY, THAT CELL-LIKE CHAMBER DOWNSTAIRS? 383 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:21,319 - THE DRAWING ROOM, YES? - THERE'S A HOLE IN THE WALL. 384 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:24,388 IT'S CALLED A HATCH. I SHOULD BE CONVEYING YOUR SUPPER THROUGH IT. 385 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,557 BAKED BEANS ON TOAST, AND SO ON. 386 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,859 BREAKFAST AND BOURBON, STILL... NEEDS MUST. 387 00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:32,029 OH, NOT MUCH STORAGE SPACE. 388 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,965 WE'LL HAVE TO SHARE. YOU TAKE THIS SIDE, AND I'LL TAKE THAT. 389 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,301 I'LL USE THE WARDROBE IN MY BEDROOM, CAN'T I? 390 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,902 - NO, YOU CAN'T! - WHYEVER NOT? 391 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,071 BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T GOT A BEDROOM. THIS IS IT. 392 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,240 WE'LL HAVE TO SHARE. 393 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,941 SHARE A BEDROOM? 394 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,543 BE RATHER COZY, WON'T IT? 395 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,281 MAN AND WIFE IN THE SAME BEDROOM? 396 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,682 IT'S NOT NATURAL! 397 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,792 KATRINA! 398 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,127 ARCHIE? 399 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:05,663 YOU'VE GOT TO COME WITH ME, NOW! 400 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,198 I CAN'T. I'VE GOT TO FINISH THIS PORTRAIT FOR TOMORROW. 401 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,933 I NEED YOUR HELP. 402 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,102 I DON'T THINK IT'S REALLY A GOOD IDEA. 403 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,705 LOOK, I'VE GOT A CRISIS WITH FLEMING AND THE BANKERS. 404 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,840 IT'S A LONG STORY, BUT I NEED YOU, PLEASE! 405 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,878 MacDONALD, YOU ARE MADDENING! 406 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,647 YEAH, SO EVERYONE TELLS ME. 407 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,917 NOW, PAY CLOSE ATTENTION. 408 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,721 THIS IS AN EXERCISE 409 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,157 IN INTELLIGENCE, 410 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:35,426 TEAMWORK, AND INDIVIDUAL INITIATIVE. 411 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,961 YOU WILL EACH DRIVE ONE OF THOSE ALL-TERRAIN VEHICLES 412 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,730 BACK TO THE HOUSE. 413 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,733 THE ONLY PROBLEM IS— 414 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,234 THERE'S NO PETROL IN THEM. 415 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,804 - SO HOW— - WHERE IS THE PETROL? 416 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,776 THE PETROL IS IN THOSE CANS IN FRONT OF YOU. 417 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:55,245 SO YOU BETTER START BY BRINGING THEM UP. 418 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,818 THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME CATCH HERE. 419 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,653 - HELLO? - HEY, HEY! 420 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,622 - MR. BROWN! - EXCUSE ME! 421 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:07,458 WE'RE GONNA BE NEEDING THAT, I THINK. 422 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,961 REMEMBER, IN BATTLE, YOUR GREATEST ENEMY IS COMPLACENCY. 423 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:14,264 - WHAT? - MARY— 424 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:17,034 I'M GETTING A TAD HACKED OFF WITH THIS! 425 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:20,137 - HELLO? MR. BROWN? - HELLO? 426 00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:23,307 - ( engine starts ) - MR. BROWN! 427 00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:25,376 ARE YOU GOING? 428 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,946 MR. BROWN! 429 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,358 MORE BAKED BEANS, HECTOR? 430 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,393 THANK YOU, DEAR. 431 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,399 LOVELY. 432 00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:59,209 HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE THERE? 433 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,412 - ANY IDEAS? - WHERE'S ALL THIS WATER COMING FROM? 434 00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:03,914 - THE LAKE. - ACTUALLY, IT'S A LOCH— WE CALL IT A LOCH. 435 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:06,316 WE'LL CLIMB OUT OF HERE. FLEMING, YOU BE THE BASEMAN, 436 00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:09,152 MARY, YOU'RE NEXT. I'M A VERY EXPERIENCED CLIMBER. 437 00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:10,821 I'VE DONE A LOT. DON'T WORRY, OKAY? 438 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,022 HE CAN'T HOLD ALL OF US. 439 00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:14,057 YOU FIRST, COME ON, MARY. GET LOWER. 440 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,893 I'M READY. I'M BRACED. 441 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,928 READY? OKAY, UP YOU GO, HUP! 442 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:20,130 CAREFUL, FLEMING! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 443 00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:22,199 STEADY YOURSELF! 444 00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:24,201 - COME ON! - I'M ON YOUR SHOULDERS. 445 00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:25,736 WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS? 446 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,571 YOURS, YOU DOLT. HOLD STILL. 447 00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:29,139 OKAY. 448 00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:30,574 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, FLEMING? 449 00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,242 HOLD STEADY. HERE WE GO. 450 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,111 HANG ON. 451 00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:35,780 ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT THAT ONE. 452 00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:37,147 OKAY. 453 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:38,916 - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, FLEM? - YEP. 454 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,318 - OKAY. - WHOO! 455 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,253 FOR GOODNESS SAKE. 456 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:44,955 OKAY, GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT! 457 00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:46,524 YES, YES, YES. 458 00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:48,258 - HANG ON, HANG ON. - WHAT? 459 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,393 WE NEED THE JERRY CAN. 460 00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:51,228 THE WHAT? CAN? 461 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:52,963 I'M GONNA HAVE TO— STAY VERY— 462 00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:54,998 VERY STILL. I GOT IT. 463 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,670 - NIGEL, YOU COME UP NOW. - YES, YES. 464 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:01,338 OKAY, OKAY, ONE, TWO, THREE. 465 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:03,607 ON THE LEFT. HOLD ON! I'M LOSING YOU ON THE LEFT! 466 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,709 MOVE OVER! BALANCE! 467 00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:07,745 - BALANCE THERE. - OKAY? 468 00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,346 YEP. OKAY. 469 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:12,650 ARGH! 470 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:15,853 AND... UP WE GO. 471 00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:17,321 DOWN! GET DOWN! 472 00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:19,557 THROW THE LADDER DOWN. 473 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:22,326 THAT'S IT, PASS IT DOWN. PASS IT DOWN, NIGEL. 474 00:24:22,328 --> 00:24:24,328 KEEP COMING, KEEP COMING. NEARLY THERE. 475 00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:25,830 OKAY, HANG ON! 476 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:31,435 HE'S THROWN THE LADDER IN! 477 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:37,374 WHAT A RAT. 478 00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:43,981 - I'LL HEAD HIM OFF. - I'LL GET THE OTHERS. 479 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:46,684 WEE-HAA! 480 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:55,092 YEAH! LOSERS! 481 00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:58,596 - ( screaming ) - HOLD ONTO THE CAN! 482 00:24:58,598 --> 00:25:00,531 FLEMING! FLEMING! 483 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:02,933 THROW ME THE LADDER! COME ON! 484 00:25:02,935 --> 00:25:04,635 - WE CAN'T! - THROW IT UP! 485 00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:06,003 FIND SOMETHING ELSE. 486 00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:08,906 - I'LL GET SOME ROPE. - ( screaming ) 487 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:12,710 HOLD ONTO THE CAN! 488 00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:14,745 GRAB ONTO THE CAN! 489 00:25:14,747 --> 00:25:17,481 THERE! THERE! 490 00:25:17,483 --> 00:25:18,415 TIE IT ON, COME ON! 491 00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:24,454 OKAY, COME ON! 492 00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:26,624 HERE I COME, OKAY? 493 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:33,898 OH, WHAT NOW? 494 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,670 MY BOYFRIEND'S TRUCK SHED A LOAD OF TIMBER UP THE PATH. 495 00:25:39,672 --> 00:25:41,672 BUT IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR GLENBOGLE HOUSE, 496 00:25:41,674 --> 00:25:43,173 YOU CAN REACH IT UP THAT TRACK THERE. 497 00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,589 COME ON, BUDDY. 498 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:00,925 OKAY. 499 00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:02,993 - COME ON, HURRY UP! - LET'S GET GOING. 500 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,197 YOU BETTER TAKE IT EASY, FLEMING, 501 00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:08,666 THERE'S NOT MUCH FUEL HERE. 502 00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:10,500 KEEP YOUR WIG ON, ARCH, IT'S ONLY A GAME. 503 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:13,236 IT'S NOT JUST A GAME, FLEM, IT'S A TEST. 504 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,405 IF YOU DON'T WIN THIS, YOU WILL LOSE YOUR JOB. 505 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,207 AND THEREFORE, WE WILL LOSE OUR HOME! 506 00:26:17,209 --> 00:26:18,709 NOW GO ON! 507 00:26:31,557 --> 00:26:33,657 COME ON, FASTER, MAKE IT GO FASTER. 508 00:26:33,659 --> 00:26:35,859 MY FOOT'S FLAT TO THE FLOOR. 509 00:26:35,861 --> 00:26:37,861 WE'RE NEARLY THERE. CAREFUL. 510 00:26:40,566 --> 00:26:42,332 OOP, OOP, HOLD IT, NIGEL. 511 00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:51,709 - Mary: WHEE! - FLAT OUT, WE'RE FLAT OUT! 512 00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:54,544 COME ON, GO FASTER. HAVE WE GOT ENOUGH PETROL? 513 00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:56,379 IT'S SLIGHTLY IN THE RED. I'M SURE IT'S FINE. 514 00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:05,656 WHEE-HEE! 515 00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:09,827 I THINK WE'RE AHEAD OF HIM! 516 00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:11,729 I CAN'T SEE HIM, KEEP GOING! 517 00:27:15,901 --> 00:27:18,435 YEE-HAW! 518 00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:19,870 THE WINNER! 519 00:27:22,441 --> 00:27:23,941 OH, LOOK, THERE HE IS! 520 00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:29,780 KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING! 521 00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:41,324 NO! NO FUEL? 522 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:42,526 WHOO-OOO! 523 00:27:44,630 --> 00:27:46,764 COME ON! COME ON! 524 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:49,266 COME ON! YEAH! 525 00:27:56,241 --> 00:27:58,441 - OH. - SORRY. 526 00:28:28,674 --> 00:28:30,908 DID YOU SEE FLEMING'S FACE? 527 00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:33,077 WHAT ABOUT NIGEL'S? WAH-HAH! 528 00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:42,019 PROBLEM SOLVED. 529 00:28:43,689 --> 00:28:45,288 IS IT THOUGH? 530 00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:47,457 HUH? 531 00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:49,492 IT SEEMS TO ME, THAT THERE'S A BIG PROBLEM HERE 532 00:28:49,494 --> 00:28:51,494 THAT NO ONE'S FACING. ( sighs ) 533 00:28:51,496 --> 00:28:53,530 WE ONLY SEEM TO ENJOY OURSELVES WHEN 534 00:28:53,532 --> 00:28:55,532 WE'RE SNEAKING AROUND BEHIND JUSTINE'S BACK. 535 00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:57,300 AW, COME ON. 536 00:28:57,302 --> 00:29:00,871 AND IT'S MAKING ME VERY UNHAPPY. 537 00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:03,640 AND WHAT ABOUT YOU? 538 00:29:03,642 --> 00:29:05,442 ARE YOU HAPPY? 539 00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:08,645 I DON'T KNOW. 540 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,216 NO. 541 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,653 I WANT TO GO HOME. 542 00:29:16,655 --> 00:29:19,857 ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M TIRED, HUNGRY, 543 00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:21,892 AND— VERY MISERABLE. 544 00:29:21,894 --> 00:29:23,794 I'M SORRY. 545 00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:28,498 WHY DON'T I GIVE YOU A LIFT TO YOUR CAR? 546 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,300 NO. 547 00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:33,971 YOU GO HOME TO JUSTINE. 548 00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:56,827 NOW THEN... 549 00:29:58,063 --> 00:29:59,897 AH HA! 550 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,766 AH-HH. 551 00:30:04,236 --> 00:30:05,568 COME IN. 552 00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:10,207 NO— 553 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,476 YOU'VE LEFT SOMETHING BEHIND. 554 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,879 OH! THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH PACKING IN A HURRY. 555 00:30:15,881 --> 00:30:17,647 VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU, THANK YOU. 556 00:30:18,851 --> 00:30:20,717 PLAYING WITH ARCHIE'S TOY— 557 00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:22,920 YOU SURPRISE ME, HECTOR. 558 00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:25,455 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, I WAS SIGNALS OFFICER IN MY BATTALION. 559 00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:27,891 TROUBLE IS ARCHIE'S PUT THE CAMERAS IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES. 560 00:30:27,893 --> 00:30:30,327 IF I'M GOING TO STAY HERE, I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 561 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,995 AND HOW IS THE NEW BILLET? 562 00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:33,730 MARVELOUS! SHOULD HAVE DONE IT YEARS AGO. 563 00:30:33,732 --> 00:30:36,466 LITTLE HOUSE, SIMPLE LIFE, MARVELOUS. 564 00:30:36,468 --> 00:30:39,002 I'D LIKE YOU TO COME HOME, HECTOR. 565 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:40,103 PARDON? 566 00:30:40,105 --> 00:30:42,739 YOU BEING HERE MAKES ARCHIE FEEL BAD, 567 00:30:42,741 --> 00:30:44,507 AND I MISS YOU. 568 00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:45,976 ME? 569 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:49,412 YOU'RE LIKE AN ITCH. 570 00:30:49,414 --> 00:30:51,581 EXTREMELY IRRITATING, BUT WITHOUT IT, 571 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:53,917 ONE IS DENIED THE PLEASURE OF A GOOD SCRATCH. 572 00:30:53,919 --> 00:30:55,319 OH. ( chuckles ) 573 00:30:57,256 --> 00:31:00,891 I'M SORRY IF I'VE BEEN A PAIN IN THE NECK RECENTLY. 574 00:31:00,893 --> 00:31:03,526 I'M SORRY TOO, MY DEAR. 575 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:05,695 YOU'RE NOT REALLY VERY HAPPY HERE, ARE YOU? 576 00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:08,832 DAMN. 577 00:31:08,834 --> 00:31:10,734 SORRY. 578 00:31:31,523 --> 00:31:33,723 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD PLAY THE PIANO. 579 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,592 I CAN'T! 580 00:31:39,098 --> 00:31:41,331 OH, I LOVE THIS STUFF. 581 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,233 MATCHES MY MOOD. 582 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,402 GOT THE BLUES, HAVE YOU? 583 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:48,305 A SLIGHT CASE OF THE DARKENINGS MAYBE. 584 00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:52,242 THINGS JUST AREN'T THE SAME AROUND HERE, FLEM. 585 00:31:53,478 --> 00:31:56,079 NOR AT LASSEL'S BANK, I'M AFRAID. 586 00:31:58,384 --> 00:32:00,650 THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO ASK YOU, 587 00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:03,686 HOW A NICE GIRL LIKE YOU ENDED UP IN A PLACE LIKE THIS? 588 00:32:03,688 --> 00:32:05,555 ME? 589 00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:08,025 I CAME TO GLENBOGLE TO FORGET. 590 00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:09,927 FORGET WHAT? 591 00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:13,997 CAN'T REMEMBER. 592 00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:16,733 WHAT WERE YOU SAYING ABOUT THE BANK? 593 00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:20,137 I DON'T KNOW. 594 00:32:20,139 --> 00:32:22,872 IT WAS NEVER THAT EXCITING A JOB, BUT NOW— 595 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:26,810 RUTHLESS YOUNG TYKES LIKE NIGEL TRYING TO PUT YOU DOWN, 596 00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:29,279 NEW MANAGEMENT'S FORCING YOU TO FIGHT 597 00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:31,214 FOR A JOB YOU DON'T REALLY WANT... 598 00:32:31,216 --> 00:32:33,750 - PACK IT IN THEN. - DO WHAT? 599 00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:35,852 I DON'T KNOW. 600 00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:37,687 PLAY THE PIANO? 601 00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:39,990 WRITE SYMPHONIES. 602 00:32:41,427 --> 00:32:43,760 I'M NOT SURE I'VE GOT THE COURAGE FOR THAT, LEX. 603 00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:46,430 BESIDES, OLD ARCHIE NEEDS ME WHERE I AM. 604 00:32:47,933 --> 00:32:49,732 IF I LOST MY JOB... 605 00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:51,768 FLEM, THIS IS YOUR LIFE. 606 00:32:51,770 --> 00:32:54,171 NOT ARCHIE'S. 607 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,842 YOU'VE GOT TO FOLLOW YOUR HEART. 608 00:32:58,844 --> 00:33:01,478 IF YOU'RE NOT HAPPY IN LIFE— 609 00:33:03,015 --> 00:33:04,982 WHAT'S THE POINT IN IT? 610 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,813 This camera's no good here at all. 611 00:34:10,815 --> 00:34:12,815 I said it'd be better off in the house. 612 00:34:12,817 --> 00:34:14,817 All right! Give me a hand. 613 00:34:17,122 --> 00:34:18,355 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON! 614 00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:39,443 FATHER, YOU'RE BACK. 615 00:34:39,445 --> 00:34:41,244 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 616 00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:42,679 NOTHING. 617 00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:44,347 NOTHING. 618 00:34:46,351 --> 00:34:48,851 ARCHIE? 619 00:34:48,853 --> 00:34:50,887 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 620 00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:53,022 JUST LISTEN— 621 00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:55,858 I CAME TO TELL YOU I WON'T BE COMING HERE ANYMORE. 622 00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:57,094 WHAT? 623 00:34:57,096 --> 00:34:59,396 ARCHIE, LET'S BE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER, 624 00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:01,598 WE'RE NOT JUST FRIENDS. 625 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,900 IT'S MUCH MORE THAN THAT. 626 00:35:03,902 --> 00:35:07,070 YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT AND JUSTINE KNOWS IT. 627 00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:09,672 AND NOT UNNATURALLY, SHE RESENTS IT. 628 00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:12,375 OH... 629 00:35:12,377 --> 00:35:14,377 HI. 630 00:35:14,379 --> 00:35:16,946 LEXIE HASN'T PREPARED THE BANKER'S RATIONS, 631 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,215 SO I'M GOING TO SORT IT OUT. 632 00:35:22,988 --> 00:35:26,189 AND IT'S CAUSING US ALL A LOT OF GRIEF. 633 00:35:26,191 --> 00:35:29,259 SO I'VE DECIDED THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT MORE BEARABLE 634 00:35:29,261 --> 00:35:31,027 IS JUST NOT TO COME HERE, 635 00:35:31,029 --> 00:35:32,862 AND NOT TO SEE YOU. 636 00:35:36,034 --> 00:35:38,168 I THINK WE'D ALL BE A LOT HAPPIER THAT WAY. 637 00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:41,171 - KATRINA, YOU CAN'T JUST— - I'M SORRY. 638 00:35:41,173 --> 00:35:44,441 - Lexie: OF COURSE, SHE WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING. - Justine: THE GAMES YOU PLAY. 639 00:35:44,443 --> 00:35:47,310 - I DON'T PLAY GAMES, DARLING. - YOU'VE BEEN AGAINST ME FROM DAY ONE. 640 00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:49,246 A LITTLE LOOK HERE, A SNIDE REMARK THERE. 641 00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:52,249 I FIGHT BATTLES AND I'M WARNING YOU BEFORE THIS ONE KICKS OFF, 642 00:35:52,251 --> 00:35:54,351 - I TAKE NO PRISONERS. - OF COURSE I KNOW WHY. 643 00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:56,786 APPARENTLY YET ANOTHER FEMALE'S AFTER MY BOYFRIEND. 644 00:35:56,788 --> 00:35:59,156 WELL, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING IT! 645 00:35:59,158 --> 00:36:01,057 DESPITE YOUR RATHER OBVIOUS ATTRACTIONS, 646 00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:02,626 YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS COMPETITION. 647 00:36:02,628 --> 00:36:03,993 ( scoffs ) FOR YOU? 648 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:06,163 YOU'VE GOT AS MUCH CHARISMA AS A ROLLED UP CARPET. 649 00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:09,766 DON'T FLARE YOUR NOSTRILS AT THAT, 'CAUSE YOU'LL GET HOUSE MARTINS NESTING IN THEM! 650 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:11,368 RIGHT, THAT'S IT! 651 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:13,002 WHAT IS THE PROBLEM NOW? 652 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:14,737 - HER! - HER! 653 00:36:22,047 --> 00:36:23,913 HOW ARE YOU FEELING, MARY? 654 00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:25,882 I'M FINE. 655 00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:29,519 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY VERY KIND, FLEMING. 656 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:30,853 DO YOU KNOW THAT? 657 00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:33,323 GIRLS ARE ALWAYS SAYING THAT. 658 00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:36,393 I WISH THEY'D CALL ME A FILTHY BRUTE ONE OF THESE DAYS. 659 00:36:38,197 --> 00:36:39,596 RIGHT. 660 00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:42,399 JUMP OFF AT THE STARBOARD SIDE, 661 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:44,334 SWIM UNDERNEATH THE BOAT, 662 00:36:44,336 --> 00:36:46,469 AND CLIMB BACK ON BOARD ON THE PORT SIDE. 663 00:36:46,471 --> 00:36:48,171 RIGHT, WHO'S FIRST? 664 00:36:50,075 --> 00:36:52,542 I BROUGHT THE GARLIC PRESS, THE WOODEN SPOONS, 665 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:54,344 AS FOR THE POTS AND PANS, WELL, I THINK— 666 00:36:54,346 --> 00:36:56,379 WILL YOU STOP GOING ON ABOUT THE KITCHEN UTENSILS, 667 00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,014 AND TELL ME WHAT ALL THIS IS ABOUT? 668 00:36:58,016 --> 00:36:59,282 I AM LEAVING GLENBOGLE, 669 00:36:59,284 --> 00:37:01,618 DUE TO PERSONAL DIFFERENCES WITH MRS. LAIRD, HERE! 670 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:03,720 SHE'S GOT TO GO. WE CANNOT CARRY ON LIKE THIS! 671 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,088 YOU SAID IT, GIRL! 672 00:37:05,090 --> 00:37:06,956 RIGHT. FINE. I'LL HELP YOU PACK! 673 00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:09,459 WILL YOU BOTH BE QUIET! 674 00:37:09,461 --> 00:37:11,261 LET ME THINK! 675 00:37:11,263 --> 00:37:13,996 NOBODY DOES ANYTHING. NOBODY MOVES. 676 00:37:13,998 --> 00:37:16,065 YOU— JUST STAY HERE. 677 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:18,000 JUSTINE, HAVE YOU GOT A MINUTE, PLEASE? 678 00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:21,538 THIS I HAVE TO HEAR. 679 00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:23,273 OH NO, LEXIE. LEXIE! 680 00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:26,109 JUST GIVE THEM A BIT OF PRIVACY. 681 00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:28,411 ( sobbing ) I CAN'T DO THIS! 682 00:37:28,413 --> 00:37:30,313 THAT MIGHT HAVE UNFORTUNATE CONSEQUENCES. 683 00:37:30,315 --> 00:37:32,549 AS YOU ALREADY HITCHED A LIFT ON MR. FLEMING'S CAR, 684 00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:34,050 YOU'RE NOW IN BOTTOM PLACE. 685 00:37:34,052 --> 00:37:36,653 THAT'S NOT FAIR. AND ANYWAY, I CAN'T SWIM! 686 00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,988 THEN YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO SHUT YOUR EYES AND THINK OF ENGLAND. 687 00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:40,390 - JUMP! - ( shrieks ) 688 00:37:40,392 --> 00:37:41,758 MR. BROWN? 689 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,727 YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF A HISTORICAL PERSONAGE 690 00:37:43,729 --> 00:37:45,194 CALLED CAPTAIN BLIGH. 691 00:37:45,196 --> 00:37:47,297 HE WAS THE COMMANDER OF A VESSEL CALLED "THE BOUNTY," 692 00:37:47,299 --> 00:37:50,300 WHICH ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE NAME OF MY FAVORITE CHOCOLATE BAR! 693 00:37:50,302 --> 00:37:51,601 WHAT? 694 00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:52,636 WHOA! 695 00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:57,039 FLEMING! 696 00:37:57,041 --> 00:38:00,009 SORRY, I DIDN'T HAVE A PLANK TO HAND. 697 00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:02,245 AND BY THE WAY, MR. BROWN, REMEMBER— 698 00:38:02,247 --> 00:38:05,515 IN BATTLE, COMPLACENCY IS YOUR GREATEST ENEMY. 699 00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:08,418 AND I'D SAY THAT'S YOU SUNK AS WELL, OLD MAN. 700 00:38:12,758 --> 00:38:14,457 OH-HH! 701 00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:16,125 HECTOR, I'M GOING SHOPPING, 702 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,727 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED? 703 00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:20,397 SOME HARDTACK BISCUITS AND THE "TELEGRAPH," MY DEAR. 704 00:38:20,399 --> 00:38:22,265 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 705 00:38:22,267 --> 00:38:24,200 THESE CAMERAS ARE IN THE WRONG PLACE! 706 00:38:24,202 --> 00:38:26,169 I MISS THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF THE HOUSE. 707 00:38:26,171 --> 00:38:27,604 BUT WITH DUNCAN'S HELP— AH-HH! 708 00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:29,739 - GOT IT SOLDERED. - YEAH. 709 00:38:29,741 --> 00:38:33,142 - THERE. - SPLENDID. 710 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:36,813 - OH, I SAY... - Justine: You've obviously got something to say, so say it! 711 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,315 I know it's not easy for you, 712 00:38:38,317 --> 00:38:41,384 COMING TO A PLACE THAT ISN'T YOUR FAVORITE SPOT IN THE WORLD. 713 00:38:41,386 --> 00:38:42,885 NO! IT ISN'T! 714 00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:44,987 IT WAS A SACRIFICE I MADE TO BE WITH YOU. 715 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,155 ARGH! 716 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,957 No, try again! 717 00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:51,361 I WANTED SEE WHAT SHE WAS GOING TO SAY TO HIM. 718 00:38:51,363 --> 00:38:53,229 GIVE THEM A MINUTE'S PEACE. IT'S THEIR RIGHT. 719 00:38:53,231 --> 00:38:55,532 LEXIE, MAY I HAVE A WORD? 720 00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:57,233 - WHAT? - DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 721 00:38:57,235 --> 00:38:59,803 I MUST SAY THIS QUICKLY. I'VE BEEN THINKING. 722 00:38:59,805 --> 00:39:02,405 YOU SAID I SHOULD HAVE THE COURAGE TO FOLLOW MY HEART. 723 00:39:02,407 --> 00:39:04,341 YEAH? 724 00:39:04,343 --> 00:39:06,943 WOULD YOU HAVE THE COURAGE TO FOLLOW IT WITH ME? 725 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:09,346 FLEM, THE WAY I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW— 726 00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:11,848 GOLLY! LEXIE! 727 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:13,850 COME AND SEE THIS! 728 00:39:18,923 --> 00:39:21,090 I KNOW IT'S NOT EASY WORKING WITH PEOPLE 729 00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:23,192 - YOU DIDN'T CHOOSE. - WHO CAN'T STAND ME, 730 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,927 BUT HAVE THE HOTS FOR MY BOYFRIEND, YES! 731 00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:26,730 BUT YOU ARE FORCING THEM OUT! 732 00:39:26,732 --> 00:39:28,631 PEOPLE THAT I AM FOND OF, YES, 733 00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:30,032 BUT ALSO PEOPLE WHO COULD HELP US HERE! 734 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,934 COME ON, ARCHIE! IT'S NOT ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. 735 00:39:31,936 --> 00:39:34,537 So why don't you tell me what you really think? 736 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:36,906 GO ON, ARCHIE, TELL HER! 737 00:39:36,908 --> 00:39:38,775 I DON'T BELIEVE WE SHOULD BE WATCHING THIS. 738 00:39:38,777 --> 00:39:40,176 NO. 739 00:39:40,178 --> 00:39:43,246 This isn't going to be easy, but it has to be said. 740 00:39:43,248 --> 00:39:45,081 HECTOR, COULD YOU POSSIBLY 741 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:46,716 TURN UP THE VOLUME? A SMIDGEN? 742 00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:56,426 I THINK YOU'RE TAKING OVER. YOU'RE TRYING TO DO EVERYTHING. 743 00:39:56,428 --> 00:39:58,661 YOU'RE BREATHING EVERYONE ELSE'S OXYGEN. 744 00:39:58,663 --> 00:40:01,097 - Yours as well, I take it? - Yes! 745 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:04,667 LOOK, JUSTINE, THIS IS MY HOME, 746 00:40:04,669 --> 00:40:07,003 MY INHERITANCE, MY CHALLENGE. 747 00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:08,738 AND THERE'S NO ROOM FOR ME? 748 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,673 That's what you're saying, isn't it? 749 00:40:10,675 --> 00:40:12,509 No, I'm not— Of course, I'm not! 750 00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:15,478 THEY'RE MOVING. 751 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,480 NO, NO, NO, HECTOR! 752 00:40:18,784 --> 00:40:22,318 RIGHT, SO WE JUST CLICK ON glenbogle.com, 753 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,086 AND LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN SEE... 754 00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:26,289 THERE'S THE LOCH. 755 00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:28,291 WE ALL KNOW THE LOCH, DON'T WE? 756 00:40:30,796 --> 00:40:34,263 AND REMEMBER, THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING, RIGHT NOW. 757 00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:39,869 You've got it wrong, sweetheart, and not for the first time. 758 00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:42,906 Look, I know I'm an outsider here, 759 00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:44,941 Glenbogle isn't my home— 760 00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:47,644 That's a long way south and I miss it like hell. 761 00:40:47,646 --> 00:40:50,747 MY FAMILY, MY FRIENDS, MY LIFE— 762 00:40:53,051 --> 00:40:55,217 I GAVE IT ALL UP SO THAT WE COULD BE TOGETHER. 763 00:40:55,219 --> 00:40:56,686 I KNOW THAT. 764 00:40:56,688 --> 00:40:58,621 BUT IT'S NOT WORKING, IS IT? 765 00:41:00,391 --> 00:41:02,725 I DON'T MEAN OTHER PEOPLE, I MEAN US. 766 00:41:04,596 --> 00:41:05,895 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 767 00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:08,264 TELL ME. 768 00:41:14,739 --> 00:41:16,973 It's not the same. 769 00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:19,408 It's different, you know. We've changed. 770 00:41:20,846 --> 00:41:23,112 Can we get it back? 771 00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:25,482 What we had once? 772 00:41:28,353 --> 00:41:30,419 I'm not sure that we can. 773 00:41:32,457 --> 00:41:33,823 I'M SORRY. 774 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:37,527 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 775 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:42,264 TO BE HONEST, I THINK I LOST YOU THE MOMENT YOU CAME UP HERE. 776 00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:45,835 I CURSE THIS PLACE. 777 00:41:49,407 --> 00:41:51,774 THANK YOU FOR BEING HONEST. 778 00:41:51,776 --> 00:41:54,110 I'LL GO AND PACK MY BAGS. 779 00:42:11,429 --> 00:42:14,130 POOR ARCHIE. 780 00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:20,403 POOR JUSTINE. 781 00:42:20,405 --> 00:42:23,372 HOW DISTRESSING. 782 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:26,042 HE NEEDS NEIGHBORS. 783 00:42:29,247 --> 00:42:31,548 OH... 784 00:42:31,550 --> 00:42:34,450 FLEMING! 785 00:42:34,452 --> 00:42:37,153 OFF TO RING THE HEAD OFFICE? 786 00:42:37,155 --> 00:42:39,221 TELL THEM TO DO THEIR ROTTEN JOB. 787 00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:40,890 HE DOESN'T HAVE TO. 788 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:43,125 I'M YOUR NEW BOSS. 789 00:42:43,127 --> 00:42:44,727 EH? 790 00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:47,697 I TAKE OVER AS HEAD OF DOMESTIC FINANCE DIVISION NEXT WEEK. 791 00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:48,798 YOU? 792 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,400 YOU LIED, YOU EXPLOITED US. 793 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:54,336 I HAD TO LOOK AT THE TWO OF YOU UNDER CHALLENGING CONDITIONS. 794 00:42:54,338 --> 00:42:56,539 TO FIND OUT WHICH OF US GETS THE JOB? 795 00:42:56,541 --> 00:42:57,807 DOWNSIZING IS AN OPTION... 796 00:42:57,809 --> 00:42:59,842 AS IS FLATTENING OUT MANAGEMENT STRUCTURES. 797 00:42:59,844 --> 00:43:02,645 I CONSIDER MYSELF MANAGERIALLY FLATTENED, 798 00:43:02,647 --> 00:43:04,013 AND PERSONALLY REBORN. 799 00:43:04,015 --> 00:43:05,782 ANYWAY, I'VE MADE UP MY MIND. 800 00:43:05,784 --> 00:43:07,016 EH? 801 00:43:07,018 --> 00:43:10,720 NIGEL, YOU ARE DULL, BOORISH, ARROGANT, 802 00:43:10,722 --> 00:43:13,222 TOTALLY LACKING IN HUMOR OR COMPASSION, SO YOU'RE FIRED. 803 00:43:13,224 --> 00:43:16,459 - BUT I HAVE— - I SAID, YOU'RE FIRED. 804 00:43:23,868 --> 00:43:25,702 AS FOR YOU, FLEMING... 805 00:43:25,704 --> 00:43:29,572 YOU HAVE SHOWN COURAGE, LEADERSHIP, LOYALTY, 806 00:43:29,574 --> 00:43:30,974 AND INDEPENDENCE OF SPIRIT. 807 00:43:30,976 --> 00:43:32,775 HASN'T HE, MR. BROWN? 808 00:43:32,777 --> 00:43:35,011 IN OTHER WORDS... 809 00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:39,448 LANCELOT. MY PERFECT NUMBER TWO. 810 00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:41,283 NO, NO... NO, YOU DON'T. 811 00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:42,785 I QUIT. 812 00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:44,787 I'M GOING TO TINKLE THE IVORIES FOR A LIVING, 813 00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:48,257 AND SHE WILL BE MY MUSE AND MANAGER. 814 00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:50,392 FLEM, HAVE YOU GOT A MINUTE? 815 00:44:01,339 --> 00:44:04,707 YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN OFF LIKE THIS. I COULD DRIVE YOU. 816 00:44:04,709 --> 00:44:06,609 TO THE STATION? 817 00:44:08,346 --> 00:44:10,246 NO THANKS. 818 00:44:13,351 --> 00:44:16,318 SAY GOODBYE TO EVERYONE FOR ME, WILL YOU? 819 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,187 DON'T THINK I CAN FACE THEM JUST NOW. 820 00:44:21,059 --> 00:44:24,226 WE DID LOVE EACH OTHER ONCE, DIDN'T WE, ARCHIE? 821 00:44:24,228 --> 00:44:26,529 YES, WE DID. 822 00:44:34,572 --> 00:44:36,405 BE HAPPY. 823 00:45:07,405 --> 00:45:10,573 SO SHE'S GONE, AND NOT COMING BACK? 824 00:45:10,575 --> 00:45:13,409 WHICH MEANS YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 825 00:45:15,313 --> 00:45:18,781 I UNDERSTAND. 826 00:45:18,783 --> 00:45:21,684 LUCKY OLD ARCHIE. THAT'S WHAT I SAY. 827 00:45:22,754 --> 00:45:24,653 YOU'RE A SWEETIE. 828 00:45:24,655 --> 00:45:28,457 MY MOTHER USE TO SAY SOMETHING SIMILAR... 829 00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:31,260 COUGH DROP... SHE USE TO CALL ME. 830 00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:41,303 OH... 831 00:45:42,373 --> 00:45:44,473 I SUPPOSE I BETTER GO FIND MARY 832 00:45:44,475 --> 00:45:47,210 BEFORE SHE OFFERS THAT PROMOTION TO SOMEONE ELSE. 833 00:45:48,279 --> 00:45:49,511 YOU KNOW, LEX? 834 00:45:49,513 --> 00:45:52,148 I RATHER THINK SHE FANCIES ME. 835 00:46:06,731 --> 00:46:08,731 AH... GOOD MAN. 836 00:46:08,733 --> 00:46:10,699 IT'S LOVELY TO BE BACK IN OUR HOME. 837 00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:12,935 FUN THOUGH, WASN'T IT? 838 00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:15,537 THANKS, DUNCAN. HUGH, MONTY, COME ON! 839 00:46:15,539 --> 00:46:17,173 COME HERE. HEEL. 840 00:46:50,508 --> 00:46:52,708 HOW'RE YOU DOING? 841 00:46:55,346 --> 00:46:57,613 PRETTY STRANGE ACTUALLY. 842 00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:01,350 JUSTINE HAS LEFT. 843 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:04,386 I KNOW. 844 00:47:10,428 --> 00:47:12,328 IT'S WEIRD. 845 00:47:13,431 --> 00:47:15,998 WE WERE TOGETHER FIVE YEARS. 846 00:47:19,103 --> 00:47:22,972 I FEEL REALLY SAD, BUT I ALSO FEEL... 847 00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:25,208 LIGHTER, YOU KNOW? 848 00:47:25,210 --> 00:47:26,508 IS THAT TERRIBLE? 849 00:47:27,611 --> 00:47:28,978 NO. 850 00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:37,720 ANYWAY... 851 00:47:37,722 --> 00:47:40,156 I THINK I'M GOING TO NEED YOUR HELP. 852 00:47:41,459 --> 00:47:43,492 WHY DO YOU THINK I'M HERE? 853 00:47:46,464 --> 00:47:49,598 I'VE HAD THIS IDEA ABOUT HIRING SOMEONE 854 00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,768 TO HELP WITH THE TOURIST BUSINESS. 855 00:47:52,770 --> 00:47:54,136 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 856 00:47:54,138 --> 00:47:56,638 HMMM... 857 00:48:27,138 --> 00:48:28,371 DUNCAN!